Can I get a kiss?

Brazilians love to kiss, especially during carnaval, where anything goes!

The following is a collection of pick-up lines I’ve heard from guys trying to win a kiss:

“Have you kissed a Brazilian guy yet?”

“…But have you kissed a 2-foot tall Brazilian guy?”

“I’m doing a research on what drinks girls drink … I’m doing a research on how girls kiss … Now I can’t complete my research”

“Can I have a kiss?… What about just a little kiss?… What about just a kiss on the cheek?”

Guy asks me if his butt crack is showing (“Cofrinho”, learned a new word that day), then proceeded to ask me for a kiss:

“I don’t want to kiss you…” “Why not??”

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